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A Baked Birthday Cake World

Cynical and cyclical, time taunted my whole life; sibling-like. Not older, or younger, but the twin you absorbed in utero—who’s life you stole, watching you waste yours. The buttery waltz of defeat to it, gaudy and blatant; worth watching ’till the end. Spins you around, but he’s from outer space (he’s thirty three thousand twenty […]

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Going Cowgirl Copper As The World Ends

The Eagles are undefeated and I need a coffee cardinally. (“I think you mean ‘carnally,’” someone corrects me. I double down:”I don’t. I mean, like, fundamentally, I need a coffee.” “Yeah, ‘carnally’ is related to appetite. That’s what you’re trying to say.” “We can literally use language however we want, leave me alone.”) It’s one o’clock […]