The Eagles are undefeated and I need a coffee cardinally. (“I think you mean ‘carnally,’” someone corrects me. I double down:”I don’t. I mean, like, fundamentally, I need a coffee.” “Yeah, ‘carnally’ is related to appetite. That’s what you’re trying to say.” “We can literally use language however we want, leave me alone.”) It’s one o’clock […]

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